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It's only minor surgery when someone else is having it - Shadowproof

It's only minor surgery when someone else is having it - Shadowproof

Just to update: I’ll be having a "surgical procedure" Tuesday morning that will hopefully correct what ails me. For those who had Ureteropyeloscopy and Laser Lithotripsy in your office pool – you can collect your money tomorrow morning.Usually I enjoy it when a great deal of  attention is paid to my favorite organ, but this time… not so much.Some blogging tomorrow (when I’m not getting my affairs in order) and then we’ll just play it by, um, ear Tuesday night and beyond.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers...

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In the Belly of the American Primitive - Shadowproof

In the Belly of the American Primitive - Shadowproof

has found his Basquiat, his Jack Abbott.Someone needs to tell Fish that his post was written better and longer by in 1972. I’d give him about twenty minutes in a room with Sarah Palin, listening to her drop her g’s while talkin’ about Trig and snow machines and the cold , in that voice, before he threw himself out the window of his ivory tower seeking the sweet release deceleration trauma can bring.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our...

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Numbers Add Up To Nothing - Shadowproof

Numbers Add Up To Nothing - Shadowproof

Shorter William A. Jacobson, l:Rick Perry’s shitty grades don’t mean jackshit. Take it from me: academic achievement is total bullshit, but that doesn’t mean I won’t keep cashing the checks. $53,150.00 per year for Cornell law school. LOL! Suckers.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need to make plans while ensuring our organization does not depend on grants or...

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A Gaggle of Geese, A Scrotum of Teabaggers – A Treasury Of Shit I Wrote - Shadowproof

A Gaggle of Geese, A Scrotum of Teabaggers – A Treasury Of Shit I Wrote - Shadowproof

Since things are winding down here because I am leaving to find inner peace and outer tan-ness, I’d thought I’d put up a few links to some of the more popular posts I have done over the years.  I mean, it beats writing new stuff.So …. in no particular order:(this was about Fox News attempt to link Obama to Rev. Wright. It was also the hardest thing I’ve ever written, taking me almost two hours to complete. TWO WHOLE HOURS.)There are, of course, many other posts – 13,190 others to be exact – containing such memorable characters as The Virgin Ben, America’s Worst Mother™ (and her brood,...

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Hey! Where'd everybody go? - Shadowproof

Hey! Where'd everybody go? - Shadowproof

I go out for the evening to see and when I get back, all of the Democrats (, , ) are quitting to spend time with Mark Sanford’s family or something. To make matters worse, the sleaziest person to call himself a Democrat since Joe Lieberman left the party is thinking about .Honest to jeebus. Watching Harold Ford during his run against Corker I felt I was watching the smarmiest and most  insincere politician ever to grace the political stage. I still feel that way.And, yes,  I’ve seen Sarah Palin give a speech.If someone offered Ford a $100 for his vote, they’d own it.  If the opposing side...

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Modern Jazz Quartet.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need to make plans while ensuring our organization does not depend on grants or major funders. If you like what you read, support our writers with a donation today.

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Recused - Shadowproof

Recused - Shadowproof

For a short time there, it looked like the McCain campaign had managed to turn lemons into Palinade and some people thought that Sarah Palin just might pull it off.But Jeebus Gawd. That was just awful. Combine the moose in the headlights look on her face when "Charlie" Gibson asked her about the Bush Doctrine with her inability to come up with anything other than dumbly repeating ‘recused" (obviously from her Word-O-The Day calendar) in regard to Rick Davis and it’s like watching a slow motion trainwreck (although from Balloon Juice sums it up nicely):I’m still in shock over how terrible...

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1965 was a very good yearIn lieu of in anyway discussing tonights All Star Game which I can’t get myself interested in watching for about the tenth year in a row, here is the batting order for 1965 National League All Star Team:Willie MaysHank AaronWillie Stargell (who started in the outfield)Dick AllenJoe TorreErnie BanksPete RoseMaury WillsJuan MarichalOn the benchRoberto ClementeRon SantoFrank RobinsonBilly WilliamsIn the bullpenSandy KoufaxDon DrysdaleBob GibsonI will not even try to compare it to this years starting line up.For more baseball, here is a good post about . If you follow...

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The greatest moment in college football historyretired today.Doug Flutie retired Monday, ending a 21-year career in which the undersized Heisman Trophy winner threw one of college football’s most famous passes and played a dozen seasons in the NFL.“It’s just been a fun run for me,” the 43-year-old Flutie said.[…]Flutie finishes with 14,715 passing yards and 86 touchdowns in the NFL, spending most of his time as a backup. Last season, he converted the league’s first drop kick for an extra point since the 1941 NFL title game.“If that ends up being my last play, it wouldn’t be bad,” Flutie...

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While we wait for the autopsy report - Shadowproof

While we wait for the autopsy report - Shadowproof

…a walk down memory lane with Triumph the Insult DogShadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need to make plans while ensuring our organization does not depend on grants or major funders. If you like what you read, support our writers with a donation today.

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Armed with axe handles and pockets full of nickels for the slots, the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, Wolverine division, descends upon Sin City. It starts out quite innocently. One night you’re reading in bed and you notice you feel a little tingly down “below deck”. You nudge your girlfriend, but she’s got her eyes closed real tight as she pretends to sleep while trying to figure out if she should tell you that she wants to see other people that she has just discovered that she is a lesbian and, “no”, you can’t watch. Next thing you know, you’ve got your buddies coming over for all night Risk...

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Oddly enough, there’s not very much Slipknot on left-leaning blogsI’m sure it has something to do with the fact that the coastal leftist elites are biased against the good-hearted salt-of-the-earth folks who live in that part of America that we call FlyoverlandIn this case, Iowa…Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need to make plans while ensuring our...

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In Defense Of Sarah Palin - Shadowproof

In Defense Of Sarah Palin - Shadowproof

Emotional growth stopped right about… hereHi. Welcome to RedState.Or not.One of the perks that Vanity Fair’s contributing editor James Wolcott receives from VF (besides getting first dibs on Graydon Carter’s used cummerbunds) is getting an early edition of the magazine each month so that he can peruse his fellow writers work (about twenty pages worth) amidst the 300 plus pages of perfume ads and pictures of pore-less Ralph Lauren models. So while VF teases us with niblets from Levi Johnston’s upcoming (which sounds more than vaguely like a MILF fantasia. " Hi Mrs. Palin. Is Bristol hom—-....

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Anderson Cooper Has Been Gaycasting On Your TV For Years - Shadowproof

Anderson Cooper Has Been Gaycasting On Your TV For Years - Shadowproof

To the surprise of very few and the dismay of millions of American housewives who would prefer a silver-haired articulate lean man-machine who probably smells good all of the time compared to that grotesque hairy-backed beast over there butt-welded to the barcalounger when he’s not dispensing “forty seconds of pleasure” in the conjugal bed, Anderson Cooper admitted that, given his druthers, he prefers his genitalia of choice to be .Hearing this, Brent Bozell, who got his start serving under , sent his wingman Tim Graham on a gay spelunking tour of Anderson Cooper’s homoeuvre looking for...

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kind of brings new meaning to “pitching a tent”.And, speaking of pitching, this would probably be a bad time for Mark Foley to pitch the big New York publishers with his idea for a line of kids pop-up books about how government works, don’cha think?Gawd, I’ve been waiting all week to get out of my system.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need to make plans...

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Your Condi&#174 action figure comes with a Condi&#174 dream house full of Condi&#174 furniture including a couch, an easy chair, and a coffee table with dusty “Bin Laden determined to strike in US” memo sitting on it. Condoleezza Rice is now , if by action you mean a National Security Advisor who sits on her hands in Crawford while she wistfully watches that man of hers chop down some brush in the dry Texas heat. Unlike the action figure (that now features Super-Pooping Action&#153 whenever it hears a loud noise) just whisper the word “” in Condi’s ear and watch her hands drip with *!Be the...

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Senator David Vitter – the :“It was a rule that I could not wear any perfume, body lotions, not even take a shower,” Ellis said. “Because he did not want any scent on him whatsoever. He would always come in, hang his jacket on the door, go into the bathroom and take a shower. He would come out with a towel wrapped around him and sit down on the bed. We’d talk. And then he’d do his business.”Ellis also said that “usually people would leave their condoms in the trash can,” but Vitter would take his used condoms with him.The assumption being that he was taking the evidence with him as opposed...

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Hots on for nowhere - Shadowproof

Hots on for nowhere - Shadowproof

Reading Debbie Schlussel is like wearing a raw bacon suit; there is no way you don’t feel the need for a three hour shower afterward. Discussing the Bristol/Levi breakup we get a dose of what :And let’s be intellectually honest here. If one of Barack Obama’s daughters was a single mother, we conservatives would be legitimately all over it. Or if her name was Sha’niqua.and I’m extremely bummed out that Barack Obama is President and is destroying this country. I voted for McCain-Palin in November.But one thing I’m not bummed out about: That Republicans aren’t the party of this first–the first...

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War is hell... just like a Wang Chung video - Shadowproof

War is hell... just like a Wang Chung video - Shadowproof

Former VH1 producer turned Mediaite media critic & moral philosopher Colby Hall is on the  kill-them-all-let-God-sort-them-out-and-the-Pentagon-will-cover- your-tracks :While in some respects, WikiLeaks should be lauded for getting information out, the way that this is presented goes beyond responsible. “Indiscriminate” implies hit-or-miss or thoughtless. But this video clearly demonstrates that not to be the case. The military personnel recorded on the tape audibly mistook the camera for an RPG, a weapon that can, and has, taken down Apache Helicopters. While this is a horribly sad and...

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Whitewater-wah? and blowjob-who? - Shadowproof

Whitewater-wah? and blowjob-who? - Shadowproof

From the twitter of John Hawkins, :Libs should remember politically motivated prosecutions are a dangerous game and one day, they will be out of power and the GOP will be in.We can safely assume that John has been in a coma for about the last sixteen years.Shhhhh. Nobody tell him about the ack-blay guy in the White House.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need...

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...and don't rush your shot - Shadowproof

...and don't rush your shot - Shadowproof

More for America:Tip: He doesn’t run that fast so you don’t have to lead him as much.Shadowproof is a financially independent news organization. All of our funding comes from small donations made by readers like you.We use your donations to hire freelance writers and cover our operating costs. Monthly membership subscriptions give us the stability we need to make plans while ensuring our organization does not depend on grants or major funders. If you like what you read, support our writers with a donation today.

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Peggy Noonan Is Responsible For Mitt Romney's Awkward Ethnic Japery - Shadowproof

Peggy Noonan Is Responsible For Mitt Romney's Awkward Ethnic Japery - Shadowproof

Ronald Reagan’s official dirty limerick writer and sodden Irish niece Peggy Noonan was just being helpful when she started to balky word-saying machine Mitt Romney in an effort to help him in his quest to become America’s Cool Dad father figure.Maybe , she said, like those “Yo mama” ones or “playing the dozens” ones like the blah people do on that Apollo show that she once stumbled upon on that black teevee network:He must use humor, for three reasons. One is that wit breaks through and sharpens all points. Another is that it is natural to him. Before the voting in Iowa, he wryly told a...

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Hot Live Wolverine Action! - Shadowproof

Hot Live Wolverine Action! - Shadowproof

According to ever so  slightly brain-damaged Debbie Schlussel, there will be a of Red Dawn in Santa Monica, on Thursday Night at 7:30 p.m:This is one of those things that makes you feel old. Some movie publicists tell me that Thursday is the 25th anniversary of the release of an important movie, "," which depicts a Soviet Communist invasion of America and a band of American teens–the "Wolverines"–who heroically fight them off. (IMDB differs and says it was released on August 10, 1984, so I’ll repost on this, again, then.)American Cinemathique sent me word that the organization will be...

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Portrait painted with flopsweat - Shadowproof

Portrait painted with flopsweat - Shadowproof

Nate Silver interviews John Ziegler "filmmaker" about his Obama video. Hilarity ensues as like the cheap suits he wears.To be fair, you have to feel bad for a 41 year-old man who with the fact that he was captain of his high school golf team. Yes. "Golf team" and that’s "captain" to you, bitches. There is a world of sad when that is the highlight of your life to be followed by a series of firings, shitty radio time-slots and being ranked the "54th most important talk host in the country by Talkers Magazine.".As I understand it, that’ll get you free refills at Denny’s and the use of a...

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Ain't Too Proud To Beg - Shadowproof

Ain't Too Proud To Beg - Shadowproof

Now that I have your attention.Roy Edroso, possibly the Single Greatest Blogger in the Universe, has hit and, despite the entreaties of his minions, refuses to ask for help…. the big fucking martyr.So frequent commenter and occasional TBogg blogger JayB has set up , the proceeds of which will go towards getting Roy over the hump. So maybe you could see clear to forgoing your erectile dysfunction drugs for a week or two or put off buying that Collectible NASCAR Commemorative Plate for a month and help a brother out.Think of it as the March of Dimes for Snark. There are big karma points to be...

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